This sexy parenting life

So all those pop music consultants who give you giane about the importance of intimacy after being a parent, the stories and memes you see about how parents can change your life, let me tell you something. they\'re just half-truths.
Reality is more frustrating.
Even terrible.
So, all those pop music consultants who give you Ji \'an about the importance of intimacy after parenting, get enough \"we\" time, and consume enough age --
Proper content and spring medicine to keep the flame alive-
North Korea needs to be deported.
Before being a parent, you and your partner plan a quick holiday: in the evening, check out the travel consultants at the best bars
Living Places, backpacking routes, remote resorts, abandoned islands, looking for the best beer in town, as well as undiscovered homestay in Spiti.
Sun screen swimsuit and super light tent packed on the road.
Even signed up for a couple\'s detox and yoga classes at Mount Himaya.
After being a parent, you and your partner plan to take a vacation next year: Ten things to do in the city of your choice when it rains, ten grand hotels with swimming pools, kids
Friendly menu, museum with dinosaur fossils, family beach, soft play area at airport during transfer, restaurants with high chairs, air seats with more legroom, nursery
Before being a parent, you had a serious discussion with your partner: Twist. . . Sexy . . . . . . , Pay *. . . . . . An idiot . . . . . . Pig head . . . . . . High . . . . . .
After being a parent, you had a serious discussion with your partner: potty . . . . . . No . . . . . . Yes . . . . . . Must . . . . . . Let go . . . . . . Choose . . . . . . Call . . . . . . Repair . . . . . . Pay . . . . . . Nanny . . . . . . Maid . . . . . . Nursery . . . . . . Weekend you and your partner: spend wild nights in a friend\'s place.
Or your own place.
A vague morning
Cook in buff.
Couples massage at the Japanese spa.
Turn off the phone.
Drink two bottles of wine while watching, season one.
Having sex in the shower
After the shower. In the kitchen. On the table.
Order a meal in the lunch, and order a sinful dessert on Scootsy or Swiggy.
After being a parent, you and your partner are . . . . . . Weekend. . .
Even if there is no school, the alarm will ring on which weekend.
Close your eyes and flip the oil or pancake and nod almost on the frying pan.
Wild birthday party where you drink pink lemonade while discussing Peppa Pig exchange notes about pattern writing.
You plan on a Netflix binge and have a glass of wine, and once the house is quiet you can enjoy some quality intimate time.
Two hours longer than planned.
You stayed up until three o\'clock A. M. to watch the sexy scene of Jessica Jones.
Just before you snooze and sleep, you catch a glimpse of your partner and lie on another sofa. Snoring gently.
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